There are so many places that I could begin, but before I truly tell my story, I would like to share why I am going to do everything in my ability to remain anonymous. Reason number one: This could completely backfire. Reason number two: I would like to just be as normal as I can possibly be for once. Most importantly, Reason number three: I can count on one hand (not counting doctors of any kind) who know about my “conditions” and I suppose that I would prefer to keep it that way.. at least for a little while longer. So, if on the off-chance someone happens to stumble across my blog and becomes intrigued by it, please, respect my privacy and allow me to remain anonymous. Thank you.